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Life as a College Student as Told by the Golden Girls

There is no one that understands life better than the Golden Girls. Betty White has always been the queen of sass and no one could sum up college life better. 

1. You forget everything you learned last semester. It’s as if a memory wipe was performed immediately after taking your finals.

2. Your bank account is basically nonexistentWhat can I get for two dollars?

3. You’ve embraced your sexuality

And you’re not afraid to show it. 

4. You make bad decisions after a night out

Or maybe they were the best decisions.

5. You never miss out on the latest gossipNews spreads like wildfire on campus.

6. But you’ve learned not to give a fuck

Why waste you’re time on people and things that don’t matter.

7. You find your soul mateAnd life wouldn’t be the same without them.

8. You’ve become more aware of your mental health

Taking time for yourself is important.

9. You’ve learned to roll with the punches.

Sometimes life throws you a hard one out of no where, but you don’t let it get you down.


Olivia is a Professional Communications in Emerging Media student at the University of Wisconsin - Stout. Currently the Campus Correspondent for Stout's chapter, she hopes to find a career in journalism. Originally from Milwaukee, Olivia has put her city life on hold to follow her dreams. You can follow her at her Instagram or blog, Olivia Marie.
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