1. Holy Booty
Who ever came up with spandex athletic pants, we thank you.
2. Ouch, how does that not hurt?
We will never understand how it doesn’t hurt your bones to be tackled by a 375-pound-man
3. What even is a super bowl?
But seriously though, who came up with a “Super Bowl”? It’s actually best when referencing a “super bowl” of cheezy-flavored snacks.
4. When’s half time?
SO you’re telling me, that when there’s “2 minutes left on the clock, that could mean 30 minutes of playing time???”
5. OMG!!!!! There’s Gisele Bündchen’s husband!!!!
Tom Brady? Whose that? I prefer watching my favorite angel walk down the runway.
Flawless***
6. Wait ok who ate all the taco dip?
Seriously though…………..?
7. ~~~Takes Nap during 3rd Quarter~~~
Fell asleep during the 3rd quarter with 15 minutes remaining, woke up 45 minutes later and there were ten left.
8. It was so great watching Katy Perry!!!!!!!!