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The Return from Spring Break as Told By Titus Andromedon

If you haven’t already started watching The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt on Netflix, stop reading this article and get to a computer. Created by Tina Fey, the best part of the show is most definitely her friend and roommate Titus, who understands the daily struggles we face. 

When you go to your first class and your professor assigns reading:

Having to navigate the UVA bus system once again:

Having to do things on your own because your parents aren’t around to clean the dishes/do your laundry/make you food:

Having to pay for your drinks again because bars aren’t all inclusive:

Forgetting that you’re actually just heading to Biltmore, not a club in Cancun:

And finally, resorting back to the only real solution you know: wine.



Katrina Margolis graduated from the University of Virginia with a degree in English and Film. She served as the senior editor of HC UVA for two and a half years. She is currently an assistant editor for The Tab. Wahoowa! 
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