Everyone knows that Halloween is the SEXIEST night of the year.
But you don’t just want to go as a mouse…. everyone will be going as a mouse. You want the sexiest costume you can find. Lucky for you and your flashy boobs, I’ve wrangled up the best options.
1. Sexy House
Courtesy of Verge Campus
She’s a brick…. house….
2. Sexy IT
Courtesy of Yandy
This costume will have all the boys ~floating~
3. Sexy iClicker
Courtesy of Pinterest
Honestly, my favorite on the list.
4. Sexy Teletubbies
Courtesy of Amazon
Take a bite of this TeletubbieToast ;)
5. Sexy Lamp
Courtesy of Walmart
You’d be lying if you said you didn’t ever think about doin‘ it with the candle guy from Beauty and the Beast (he’s basically an old-timey lamp, right?)