24 Types of Guys You'll Find on Tinder, Based on Their Bios

  1. 1. Liberal Arts

    He'll write you a poem about love and death and then ghost you the next day. Most likely wears a beanie. 

  2. 2. Catfish

    ***18 not 20!!!!!! 

  3. 3. Low Standards

    Because constant self-deprecation is super hot

  4. 4. Across the Pond

    A Brit abroad, looking for a broad

  5. 5. Pros and Cons

    Cheesy and unoriginal, but makes my Capricorn, list-loving heart flutter

  6. 6. The Outdoorsman

    Will protect you from bears, but also might be too excited about guns

  7. 7. Support the Troops

    I'm afraid that if I swipe right, I'll end up married by 22, pregnant by 22, and divorced by 22, while he lives it up with his secret family on a military base in Iran. 

  8. 8. Hoedown Throwdown

    Country boyyyyy, I loooove youuuuu...... euuhghhh 

  9. 9. E-School

    Plays with Legos in his free time. No shade, just facts. 

  10. 10. Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile

    Might drive a gold WV bug, might just be a true crime junkie. It could go either way, but do you really wanna take that chance? 

  11. 11. Party Animal

    His best friend is the nurse that pumps his stomach every week

  12. 12. Unoriginal

    Thank you Brian (not his real name). Very cool. 

  13. 13. Nice Guys Finish Last

    I've said it before and I'll say it again. If you feel the need to call yourself a "nice guy," you're probably not all that nice. 

  14. 14. Michael Scott

    I don't know who needs to hear this, but liking The Office is NOT a personality trait

  15. 15. Edge Lord

    Wow, he's not like other guys. He's a misanthrope, a cynic, and a total hottie. 

  16. 16. 420 Friendly

    At least he's honest

  17. 17. Harry Styles????

    Okay, I did swoon a bit... that music video is so good!!

  18. 18. The Influencer

    All for da gram! (That's a Tik Tok reference, thank you.)

  19. 19. UVA

    Definitely in the Hoo Crew

  20. 20. Straight Man

    No homo dude!!! I am a STRAIGHT MAN and that's all you need to know about me. 

  21. 21. New in Town

    Actually one of the more wholesome bios you'll see on Tinder

  22. 22. Tall

    Because apparently that matters

  23. 23. Illiterate Dog Dad

    The fact that he has a dog doesn't make up for the fact that he's 21 and doesn't understand homophones

  24. 24. Whatever the HELL this is