24 Types of Guys You’ll Find on Tinder, Based on Their Bios

He’ll write you a poem about love and death and then ghost you the next day. Most likely wears a beanie. 

***18 not 20!!!!!! 

Because constant self-deprecation is super hot

A Brit abroad, looking for a broad

Cheesy and unoriginal, but makes my Capricorn, list-loving heart flutter

Will protect you from bears, but also might be too excited about guns

I’m afraid that if I swipe right, I’ll end up married by 22, pregnant by 22, and divorced by 22, while he lives it up with his secret family on a military base in Iran. 

Country boyyyyy, I loooove youuuuu…… euuhghhh 

Plays with Legos in his free time. No shade, just facts. 

Might drive a gold WV bug, might just be a true crime junkie. It could go either way, but do you really wanna take that chance? 

His best friend is the nurse that pumps his stomach every week

Thank you Brian (not his real name). Very cool. 

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. If you feel the need to call yourself a “nice guy,” you’re probably not all that nice. 

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but liking The Office is NOT a personality trait

Wow, he’s not like other guys. He’s a misanthrope, a cynic, and a total hottie. 

At least he’s honest

Okay, I did swoon a bit… that music video is so good!!

All for da gram! (That’s a Tik Tok reference, thank you.)

Definitely in the Hoo Crew

No homo dude!!! I am a STRAIGHT MAN and that’s all you need to know about me. 

Actually one of the more wholesome bios you’ll see on Tinder

Because apparently that matters

The fact that he has a dog doesn’t make up for the fact that he’s 21 and doesn’t understand homophones