1. Channing Tatum: Alpha Tau Omega
There’s a lot more to the men of ATO than meets the eye, so don’t let their pretty faces fool you – these guys are about as down to earth and goofy as it gets. When they aren’t giving you butterflies or making you laugh, you can normally find them at the Rec Center working out or at a kick back just hanging out.
2. Kanye West: Kappa Sigma
Kanye knows he’s the best, and so does Kappa Sig. They aren’t shy about it, they don’t care if you think they’re cocky, and they’re literally always doing the absolute most – all because they are Kappa Sig and they can. If you have beef with them, they will either demolish you with a sassy well-written tweet, or make you seem so irrelevant that you become irrelevant. They are also known for dating only bad and bootylicious women (i.e. Amber Rose and Kim Kardashian), so consider yourself lucky if your man is a Kappa Sig.
3. Michael Cera: Pi Kappa Phi
Michael Cera’s awkward and sweet persona makes your heart want to melt. Just like the men of Pi Kappa Phi, he’s the kind of guy you’d rather go on an impromptu road trip to Austin with while you listen to cool indie music and drink coffee, versus going to a loud party with a bunch of people you don’t know. He’s the type of guy that would remember your birthday, your parents would love, and would lavaliere you in the cutest way possible.
4. Matthew McConaughey: Lambda Chi Alpha
Even if Matt was a Delt at UT, everyone can agree that if he had rushed at UTSA, he would be a brother of Lambda Chi. Just like LXA, he’s a good ole country boy who loves Texas, beer, and cowboy boots. It’s not very hard to imagine Matt singing “Friends in Low Places” at the top of his lungs while wielding a bottle of Fireball.
5. Robert Downey Jr: Tau Kappa Epsilon
Just like the men of TKE, Robert Downey Jr. gets a bad rap for his rowdy, playboy, and cocky ways sometimes. At they end of the day though, TKE is a group of really good guys. Also just like Robert Downey Jr, the men of TKE are really philanthropic, and do a lot for their national philanthropy, St. Jude’s Hospital!
6. Jared Leto: Sigma Pi
The guys of Sigma Pi are super diverse, just like Jared Leto’s career. Also just like Jared Leto, the guys of Sigma Pi are known for always putting their all into everything, and winning a lot of awards and titles due to their love of good competition. Jared’s not a big fan of flashy parties, and neither are the men of Sigma Pi, who prefer chill kickbacks.
7. Carlton: Phi Delta Theta
Is that a dad, or a fraternity dude? You may never know with the men of Phi Delt because they always dress like 60 year old men who spend their days golfing instead of in an office at their Fortune 500 company – which sorority girls love. Not only do they have the preppy wardrobe down like Carlton, but also everyone loves them for their fun-loving and witty personalities. Also, who can seriously forget their Greek Week performance when they performed the “Carlton Dance” in polo’s and sweaters? Instant classic.
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