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Parker Wootton ’16

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Utah chapter.

 

Ladies just as we were losing hope in finding a gentleman, I stumbled across Parker. This intriguing member of Sigma Chi Fraternity will leave you wanting more, leaving the men of lesser quality in your life behind. His parents raised him right and taught him how to treat a woman. Any of us would be lucky to cuddle up with Parker, watch the History channel and snack on popcorn and Skittles.

Name:  Parker Wootton

Hometown:  Heber City

Graduation Year:  2016

Major:  Business Marketing

Campus Activities:  Sigma Chi, LDSSA

Relationship Status:  Single

Meet Parker:

Describe yourself in 3 words.  Hard working, motivated, and competitive.

What’s your dream job?  A job that makes me happy to go to every day.

What are 3 things you can’t live without?  My dirt bike, snowmobile, and truck.

What’s your party anthem?  “Thunderstruck”, “CCR”, and “Bohemian Rhapsody.”

Favorite food?  Steak, or Sunday dinner of roast with mashed potatoes and gravy.

What’s your guilty pleasure TV show?  I love South Park and Workaholics. I also secretly love the History channel.

What’s your favorite late night snack?  I love popcorn anytime during the night.

Who are your celebrity crushes?  Jennifer Aniston is so beautiful, as well as Julianne Hough.

Do you have any secret talents?  I can play the piano by ear. I’ve taken lessons a few times, but stopped because I just like listening to a song and playing it rather than reading notes. I also can ride a dirt bike pretty well, and I can re-build a snowmobile engine.

Boxers or briefs?  Boxer briefs.

What’s your most embarrassing moment or story?  I took a corner too sharp on a peddle bike and slid out. My pants were shredded from my foot to my hip, and I had to ride home fast before everyone saw everything exposed.

Campus Life:

What’s your favorite class you’ve taken at the U? Probably Power Basics from Professor Sandomir or Business Law from Jeff Neilson.

Best study spot?  My home.

Best place to meet girls?  Sigma Chi.

What’s your best U of U memory?  Going to fall formal in Aspen. It was amazing.

Dating Life:

Biggest turn on?  A girl who has high ambitions and is just a good girl.

Biggest turn off?  Sloppy girls.

What do you look for in a girl?  Beautiful, easy going, outgoing and can talk about anything.

Describe your ideal date.  Probably dinner and a fun activity that is spur of the moment, and then end with a movie.

What’s your favorite pick up line?  “I just ate a skittle, do you wanna taste the rainbow?”

What’s the nicest thing you’ve ever done for a girl?  Sent her flowers for her birthday when I was in another country.

What’s a girl trend you hate/don’t understand?  I freakin hate when girls say “bae.”

U of U girls are the best because… They don’t go to BYU!

Vermont native. Salt Lake City resident. Ellie Briggs is currently majoring in Strategic Communications with an emphasis in Public Relations at the University of Utah. She is serving as the Campus Correspondent, Co-President, and Editor-in-Chief of Her Campus Utah, along with Mietra Aarabi. When Ellie is not focusing on her studies, writing, or editing countless articles, you can find her brunching with her sister and laughing at her own jokes. Follow her on Instagram @elliebriggs and Twitter @ellbriggs - she promises you won't get bored!