1. He has no idea what his plans are for the future:
2. Dancing isn’t his strong point:
3. He’s terrible at advice:
4. He tends to speak before he thinks:
5. Food over everything:
6. He’s very goal oriented:
7. Two words: Grand Entrance. Because the party doesn’t start until he walks in:
8. He’s easily entertained:
9. Feelings? What are those?:
10. Sarcasm is second nature to him:
11. Sleep is so important he’s even impressed himself with some tricks:
12. He hates people:
13. Alcohol instantly puts a smile on his face:
14. Inappropriate comments just slip out of his mouth:
15. He’s nonconfrontational:
16. Baths are the best way to relax at the end of a long day, or any day:
17. He lives for bad puns:
18. Babies melt his heart:
19. Starting conversations isn’t exactly easy:
20. He’s just accepted that his friends have no faith in him:
21. Because he and his friends are the least bit responsible when they’re together:
22. He’s extremely competitive:
23. His life is a mess but he deals with it the best way he can:
24. He struggles with single life:
25. Lastly, he’s fallen victim to word vomit plenty of times: