Chipotle-aholics and Moe’s-aholics; this one’s for you.
You just can’t get enough.
The only thing better than double rice is guacamole on the burrito and on the side.
You feel the need for a burrito to replace your “knight in shining armor.”
If by knight, you mean burrito in shining foil.
You want either Chipotle or Moe’s to cater your parties. ALL your parties.
Graduation, birthdays, communions, Fourth of July and even Christmas. Who wouldn’t want to have the mouthwatering Mexican cuisine to have and to hold to make the party the best experience possible.
You think about it on the daily.
Burritos give you a feeling of passion with every bite. Nothing beats the perfection within the encased soft flour tortilla. Just give one glance at this beautiful Mexican delicacy and find yourself quietly humming, “Near, far, wherever you are… And you’re here in my heart.”
You are extremely defensive about it.
When people have the audacity to complain about the feeling after a burrito, starts rumors that companies use “dog meat” in the food or claim that Pizza is better, anger boils through out your body as you judge. You feel sorrow for these people who are the next step in line for a re-evaluation.
Jealousy is an issue.
When your roommate walks in with a paper bag and plops it on the table, the thought of a burrito becomes an instant pain to the heart when it comes down to watching them feast while you crave.
Splurging and sacrificing is a must.
“Just to let you know that guac costs extra, is that okay?” YES. We students always have the extra two dollars to spare. Sometimes before they even ask the full question, we just tell them we are fully aware and willing. The exquisiteness of the guacamole fusion investment is totally worth it. If you don’t do a load of laundry that week and save it for extra guac, you will have enough money. Love for burritos make you do crazy things.
Patience is a virtue for you.
The line may be large, but your love for burritos is larger.
The need to post it all over social media is normal.
Everyone else posts about their loves, why can’t you express yours? Your meal takes up 10 seconds of your Snapchat story with no regrets. “LOVE MY BAE-RITTO!!”
The thought of you getting one gives you butterflies.
It’s like you’re entering sacred space once the doors open and the smell hits you in the face.
The thought of the end is terrifying.
You savor every moment you could with your burrito. The only pain in your stomach is caused by the pain from having nothing left to eat after it is finished.
If any of these signs relate to you, you are in love with burritos. Express it.