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When you first wake up after Halloweekend, you feel like you’re going to die.
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You realize there is no water next to your bed…
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So you actually have to stand up and go get some.
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Or you could just lay there in pain…forever.
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Yup, definitely not getting up.
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You and your roommate start going through pictures.
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Some are good…
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Some are not so good.
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And you’re starting to remember what happened this weekend.
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All you feel is regret.
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Regret…and More regret.
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You realize you still have glitter in your hair from your Ke$ha costume,
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But once again, taking a shower involves getting up, so you’ll lay in bed for a while longer
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Until finally, the hunger sets in
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You go and get the greasiest, most amazing breakfast ever.
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While still wearing parts of your costume you were too lazy to take off.
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Then, in a shocking turn of events, you go back to bed
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And stay there…forever.
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Yup, still in bed.
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You contemplate life and wonder whether you will ever be able to get up again.
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You nap for 6 hours.
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Once you’ve slept it off and start to feel better, you begin to laugh and reminisce about the weekend with your friends
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You remember you got the number of a boy last night…
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He texts you, but you don’t answer because you remember that he was dressed up as “Bud Light-year”, and you’re better than that.
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So you eat six King Sized Reese’s Cups from your Halloween candy stash in your desk drawer instead.
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No f*cks given.
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And, even though it was hard to recover all day, you’re realizing it was worth it, because this weekend kicked ass.
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So you eat another Reese’s and start to plan for next year!