In college, you either get really lucky and have fantastic roommates, or you get stuck with terrible ones. If you’re as lucky as me, your conversations probably sound something like this…
1. “Who didn’t refill the Brita?”
2. “Want to go to Target with me?”
3. Can you read this message and tell me if I sound psycho?
4. “Let’s go to Chick-Fil-A.”
5. “I’m so poor!”
6. “When will you be home? I’m bored.”
7. “Are you sure you guys only made out?”
8. “Lets seriously drop out.”
9. “Can I borrow that cute outfit you wore last week?”
10. “Which picture should I post on Instagram?”
11. “Now help me think of a caption.”
12. “Wait… I did what last night?”
13. “Skip your first class and hang out with me.”
14. “Does this outfit make me look weird?”
15. “Can we have a wine night?”
16. “Guess who I just saw?”
17. “Let’s just go to the gym tomorrow instead.”
18. “What happened last night?”
19. “We should probably do those dishes.”
20. “Did anybody record The Bachelor?”
21. “Lets go out on Thursday.”
22. “Look at these shoes I found online.”
23. “Who left their clothes in the dryer?”
24. “So are we living together next year?”