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Showering is an important daily activity during which some of a girl’s best thinking occurs! Regrets, future life plans, deep introspection – your true feelings are inescapable while showering. Here it is – the 50 thoughts we all have in the shower!
1. The naked-run into the shower is SO COLD.
2. This shower is like a warm blanket from heaven and I’m never leaving.
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3. If I sing will my roommates hear me? Will they care?
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4. That would’ve been such a good comeback. Why didn’t I say that? I need to remember that.
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5. What am I doing this weekend? If I’m going out Saturday then I have to shave tonight so my shaving schedule doesn’t get messed up. Ugh.
6. Imagines saying something really funny and clever.
7. Crap, did I just laugh out loud? I hope no one heard me.
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8. Why do I look so much tanner in the bathroom?
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9. Haven’t heard back from any employers… I’m never going to get a job. What if I never get a job and I end up homeless on the street? Okay, let’s think of a worst-case scenario life-backup plan.
10. All this water is making me hungry…What can I eat after this?
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11. Why do I shed so much?
12. Why don’t people call their hair their “hairs”?
13. I hate how people who haven’t read the books are Team Gale.
14. I need to go shopping so I look cute for spring break. How can I get more money by this weekend?
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15. Do I really have to bend all the way over to shave my legs? Do I really NEED to shave my legs today?
16. How is Blake Lively so perfect, and can I please be her?
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17. Daily reminder that my nails look horrible. Need to paint them ASAP.
18. That guy in class today was giving me weird looks – did I do something embarrassing?
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19. Wait, I can’t remember if I already used shampoo. I’ll do it again just in case.
20. Squirts shampoo out and the bottle makes a loud farting noise. OMG I hope my roommate doesn’t think I just farted.
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21. Should I change my major? Pros and cons…
22. I think I messed up my shower-taking routine. #Stress
23. I don’t like how Girl Scout cookies have two names. “Peanut Butter Patties” – THEY’RE TAGALONGS!
24. I really don’t want this shower to end because I don’t want to brush my hair later. It makes my arms sore.
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25. What did that text even MEAN? I need to reanalyze it. Thinks of 14 different interpretations of the text.
26. What was that noise? Did someone break into my room?
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27. Imagines perfect date with crush that will never happen.
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28. Can’t explain how annoyed it makes me that my conditioner bottle is almost completely empty, but my shampoo bottle is still basically full.
29. What am I going to do with my life?
30. How long have I been in here? I hope my roommate doesn’t hate me for taking such a long shower.
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31. I can’t believe she did that.
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32. “Slurp” is such a weird word. Slurp, slurp, slurp…Ew, I don’t like that word.
33. How did the first person to say a word decide what to say? How did they know it was a word? DID they know it was a word?
34. You definitely PEEL string cheese, you don’t bite it!
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35. I ran out of body parts to clean…I should probably get out. But I don’t want to.
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36. He hasn’t texted me yet today. He hates me.
37. Showering is kind of a lot of work but I never want to get out because the water is so warm.
38. What’s something cute I can say next time we talk?
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39. Does Britt from The Bachelor actually not wash her hair or was that a joke? And why does she sleep with makeup?
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40. I hope no one knocks on my door tonight. I really don’t want to see anyone. If they knock I’m just going to pretend I’m not here.
41. Wait…how is the water off? Did I really just turn the shower off? WHY DID I DO THAT?
42. I’m freezing. GRAB THE TOWEL IMMEDIATELY AND WRAP YOURSELF UP LIKE A BURRITO.
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43. Did I really say that today?
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44. What are all the other things I can do to procrastinate after this?
45. I don’t want to move. Ever.
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46. Have I really been standing here for 10 minutes in my towel staring at the wall?
47. Turban Time! My head feels so heavy now.
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48. Whoa…That was a really long shower.
49. I don’t want to go back to dealing with real life.
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50. Why is all of my productive thinking done in the shower? When can I shower next?
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