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What Do Your Panties Say About You?

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at UCF chapter.

As you are getting dressed for the day, the first thing you put on is your underwear. Have you ever wondered why you put on that specific pair? Or maybe even considered that you wear a certain kind as a display of your personality? Many studies have shown that woman consciously and subconsciously choose a specific type of panties to wear to strut their personality off. May it be boy shorts or thongs, every woman has a different preference. You might be thinking to yourself as you read this that the granny panties you’re sporting right now say nothing about the type of woman you are. Think again.

Here is a quick list of some of the most common panties and what they say about you:

Granny panties

These oversized panties scream comfort and practicality. The type of woman who wears these panties is completely comfortable in who she is and does not feel the need to impress anyone. They are down-to-earth, and don’t care to be a little lazy at times. They put the fun in functional. There is no need to be ashamed to admit you adorn these panties, because we are all eventually headed in that direction anyways. These ladies just have a jumpstart collection.
 

Bikinis

Bikini shaped panties are one step above granny panties. They are all about comfort with a little more shape to show off your figure. These types of women are smart, in-control and multi-taskers. Don’t think that these women are strictly business. They show off their fun side through sultry colors and patterns.

Boy Shorts

Women that adore boy shorts are sporty and spirited. They are very versatile and always on the go! These panties provide enough comfort so they are ready to meet any challenge head-on. The bubbly women who wear these panties have the confidence to show off their voluptuous booties, while still having enough comfort to kick your ass! These rough and tumble ladies really know how to swoon any man.

Thong

Ladies who wear thongs are feminine and sensual. Their worst nightmare is a noticeable panty line. They are fashion-forward and undoubtedly sexy. These women are extremely confident in who they are and want to prove it to the world! They manage to appear delicate while not being afraid to show off their rockin’ body!

Commando

These down-for-a-good-time girls despise panty lines so much that they choose to go au natural so they don’t risk it! These women are go-getters, by far the life of the party. These flirting bees know exactly what they want and are not afraid to get it! They take “beauty is pain” literally, because there is minimal comfort in this selection.

Women are complicated beings, so can you really categorize them into one of these panties? Truth be told, there is probably a granny panty-bikini-boy short-thong-commando wearing panty girl inside all of us! It just depends on what time of the month it is.