9 Stages of Being the Group’s Baby on a Night Out

1. You’re excluded from the discussion of who will be the mom during the night out

2. Before the party your friends tell you, “Okay, you’re ONLY having X amount of drinks tonight, no more!”

3. Yet, you both know it won’t work out that way

4. Your friends lose you…. usually about ten minutes into the party.

5. And when they lose you, they panic.

6. Then, they find you doing something you’re not supposed to be doing, and stop you.

7. But you want to keep partying until everyone else is gone.

8. And even though it’s 4am, you still make your friends go get food with you.

9. And finally, when you get back home, you force one of your friends to cuddle with you so you can fall asleep.