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The Only Breaking Bad One-Liners You’ll Ever Need

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Brittany O'Neil Student Contributor, University of Massachusetts - Amherst
UMass Amherst Contributor Student Contributor, University of Massachusetts - Amherst
This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at U Mass Amherst chapter and does not reflect the views of Her Campus.

It’s pretty safe to say that Breaking Bad is one of those iconic TV shows that we’ll keep watching (*ahem* Netflix-binging!) time and time over again. I don’t know about you, Collegiettes, but I’ve been missing Walter White and Jesse Pinkman for a solid year now. But even with that in mind, I haven’t been able to stop saying those amazing one-liners at the most inconvenient times (and to my friends’ annoyance)! Need some examples?

When I’m on a complete study-roll…

…And when someone tries to break it:

Being wicked fascinated by my STEM classes:

When the professor uses me as an example of what to do on a test/essay…

…Or on a Destiny’s Child kick. Either one.

Hanging out with friends at Late Night, only to realize I have a Moodle assignment due…

…and then totally crushing it like a BOSS:

Then getting a little too into being a boss:

Coming back to my dorm after a loooong day:

When my professor assigns way to much homework that it’s literally the stuff of nightmares:

When I go back home and see my neighbor:

(Okay, well maybe my neighbor’s name isn’t Carol, but you get it).

And of course, when I try to make dinner conversation:

(Definitely not a one-liner, but still!)

Use the one-liners to your heart’s content and without shame, Collegiettes!!

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Brittany O'Neil

U Mass Amherst

Brittany is a junior at UMass Amherst with a double major in Early Childhood Education and Psychology. In addition to being a content editor for the best Her Campus chapter, she also works for the STEM Ambassadors Program, and is a Peer Mentor. She's obsessed with Netflix, sarcasm, and gifs. Lots and lots of gifs.
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