In my convoluted head, the perfect day at UMass would be narrated by Kanye West, well known for his very unique quotes. I have admired Kanye for years, as many Collegiettes have (I hope I’m not alone here). So for the enjoyment of all, I have crafted the perfect day at UMass for Mr. West to experience, and it goes a little something like this!
Kanye wakes up:
Kanye gets dressed (this takes an hour or two because no one looks this fly in a minute):
Kanye goes to Hamp, because health:
Kanye takes a business call from Jay-Z:
Kanye walks to class:
Kanye sits in on a music theory class, teaches the class, and rewrites music history:
Kanye skips other classes, because let’s face it, he has more important things to do:
Kanye takes a quick nap:
Kanye takes a quick flight to Paris:
Kanye ponders life by the campus pond:
Kanye gets ready to go out:
Kanye, the day after:
I hope all of you Collegiettes feel like Kanye at least at some point in the day!
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