1.) You insist on going to Berk, then get pissed when it’s too crowded
2.) You get genuinely upset when the Du Bois Wind Tunnel messes up your hair
3.) You’ve ducked and covered from the boy you hooked up with this past weekend.
4.) You pack empty water bottles for the DC so you can get free mixers.
5.) You attend events for the free t-shirts.
6.) When people compare UMass Amherst to Lowell or Dartmouth.
7.) You love Miley Cyrus, whether you’ll admit or not.
8.) You’ve ruined some long gym hours by getting late night
9.) You love instagramming South West at sunset
10.) You buy purses based on if they can fit a water bottle
11.) This is your reaction when the bus is full on a Friday Night:
12.) And how you felt over summer break:
13.) You ignore freshman boys asking where the party is:
14.) You’ve been lured into a really empty party:
15.) You’ve tried to stop a friend from hooking up with their ex:
16.) And your reaction when they try to stop you from hooking up with yours:
17.) Overall, you’re just fabulous and it’s pretty obvious that UMass girls are the best girls