Tulane University just announced that SNL alum Maya Rudolph is set to be the 2015 commmencement speaker, which is obviously phenomenal news. Smart, funny and totally relatable, Maya Rudolph is the perfect person to send off the class of 2015! Here are ten ways she totally understands your life.
1. When you hop from Pizza Domenica, to Reginellis, and then to Boot Pizza for your three balanced meals a day…
2. When you go to a free food event and find out they are out of food…
3. When someone cuts in front of you for the bathroom line…
4. When you find out a class you thought was going to be mellow has a 20 page paper as the final…
5. When you got out of a long afternoon class and someone suggests heading immediately for beer and pizza…
6. When you walk into class after not doing the reading and your professor tells you to take out a sheet of paper…
7. When you didn’t do the reading and find out class is cancelled…
8. When you’re out dancing with your girlfriends and someone tries to buy you a drink….
9. When your friend shows up at your doorstep after a long night with Humble Bagel, and an iced coffee…
10. When you’ve finished getting ready to go out, look in the mirror and realize how hot you look…
We’re ready for you Maya!