He’s jolly, he’s a little round around the middle, and he’s DAMN SEXY. See a side of Santa that you’ve never seen before.
Name: Santa Claus (Kris Kringle if you’re nasty)
Major: Gift-Giving with a minor in Elvish
What’s your ideal superpower? The ability to stop time. Boy, it would really make my job easier!
If a movie were made about your life, which actor would play you? I’d have to go with Robert Downey Jr. He’s got that badass thing going on, just like me.
What’s your favorite food? I like chocolate chip cookies with milk. Only whole milk, though. I’ve got to stay plump for the ladies.
What are your favorite colors? Seriously? Are you seriously asking me that? Red and green, of course.
Do you have any pets? I’ve got tons of reindeer. They’re good to me.
What’s your favorite thing about Tufts? All the girls on the Naughty List. ;)