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6 Ways To Express Your Love On Valentine’s Day – For Unaffectionate People

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Michelle Song Student Contributor, Tufts University
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This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Tufts chapter and does not reflect the views of Her Campus.

Does even the thought of Valentine’s Day make you cringe? The following are 6 ways to express your love, without breaking your hard exterior.

 

1. “I tolerate you.”

2. “If you died, I’d go to your funeral.”

3. “Congrats, I don’t hate you!”

4. “I don’t think you’re a complete waste of space.”

5. “I like you almost as much as I like my dog.” (This one’s almost cute.)

 

6. But what you really want to say is, “Thanks for putting up with my b*tchiness.”

Just don’t be surprised if your significant other responds like this: