Alright, let’s face it, guys will never understand the majority of our daily beauty routines. Here’s what he might really be thinking when you whip out your makeup bag and start pulling and plucking away:
What is that thing? Some sort of torture device?
How you apply mascara and eyeliner
The fact that you’re putting so many sharp objects so close to your eyes makes me cringe.
Multiple face creams and lotions
Do they all really do different things? Why so many?!
Who do you think you are, van Gogh? What happened to painting them just one color?
Hair straighteners and curlers
Jeez, what are these hot things you plug into the wall? To me, it looks like another torture device.
Tons of makeup brushes
Again, seriously, what the heck are you painting? I didn’t know you were so into art.
Anything shimmery or glittery
Please, don’t come near me when you have that stuff on your eyes and lips. I look like a fairy every time I touch your face!
This thing is so impractical! It doesn’t even fit in your pocket.
Using specific types of shampoo and conditioner for different kinds of hair
Clarifying? Volumizing? Does this stuff really work? I recommend trying the 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner. It’ll really save you some time.
Having thousands of beauty products that clutter your bathroom
Toothbrush. Toothpaste. Deodorant. Soap. What more do you really need?
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Edited by Danyelle McInnis