This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Tampa chapter.
Out of pure boredom and as a form of self-care, I assigned every song on “Midnights” by Taylor Swift a zodiac sign, cocktail, and random personality trait.
- Lavender Haze is best for Virgos, mimosa drinkers, and people who let their flowers die.
- Maroon is best for Libras, espresso martini drinkers, and people scared of public speaking.
- Anti-Hero is best for Gemini, margarita drinkers, and passive-aggressive people-pleasers.
- Snow on the Beach is best for Cancer, spiked hot chocolate drinkers (specifically spiked with peppermint flavored vodka), and the friend that doesn’t fit on the sidewalk.
- You’re On Your Own Kid is best for Aries, rum and coke drinkers, and people scared of dependency.
- Midnight Rain is best for Sagittarius, Long Island iced tea drinkers, and girls who fall for their best friend with a player reputation.
- Question…? is best for Capricorn, martini drinkers, and people who peaked after high school.
- Vigilante Shit is best for Aries, tequila shot takers, and people who unironically say “revenge is a dish best served cold.”
- Bejeweled is best for Leo, Dirty Shirley drinkers, and people who got “an asset to the class, but talks too much” on their report card.
- Labyrinth is best for Taurus, cosmopolitan drinkers, and people who believe TikToks with their future soulmate’s initial.
- Karma is best for Scorpio, mojito drinkers, and people who believe Find Friends is a form of social media.
- Sweet Nothing is best for Pisces, white wine drinkers, and people who have had their dream wedding planned since kindergarten.
- Mastermind is best for Aquarius, Paloma drinkers, and people who need 3 weeks’ notice on plans.
- The Great War is best for Taurus, Old Fashion drinkers, and people not over their first heartbreak.
- Bigger than the Whole Sky is best for Cancer, vodka sprite drinkers, and people who picture the whole relationship after the first date.
- Paris is best for Gemini, red wine drinkers, and people who have quality time as their love language.
- High Infidelity is best for Leo, classic daiquiri drinkers, and people who hate admitting they are wrong.
- Glitch is best for Aquarius, copies whatever their partner drinks at the bar, and people who claim they aren’t a “relationship person”.
- Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve is best for Scorpio, negroni drinkers, and people who grew up too fast.
- Dear Reader is best for Capricorn, rosé drinkers, and the mom friend.