Full name: Evan Thomas Oppedisano
Academic Year: Class of 2014
Hometown: Malden BABY!
Major: Public Relations
Relationship status: Single
Astrological sign: Aries
Activities on campus: Lurking
Hobbies/Interests: I work, a lot. But skateboarding. Long board’s the wrong board bro.
First thing you notice about a girl: Gotta be dressed well.
What’s the most romantic thing you’ve ever done for a girl?: That’s a tough one. I think of romantic stuff to do for girls all the time, but never actually do it. Thought that counts? I don’t know.
Biggest turn off(s): Eager beavers. Girls who can’t handle their liquor. Girls who don’t respect themselves.
Who’s your celebrity “man crush”?: George Carlin. Even though he’s dead, I’m sure he’s only gotten better looking with age. Him or Jack Nicholson. I guess they kind of look alike.
What advice would you give to a girl trying to impress you?: Ignore me.
You’re stranded on a deserted island, who do you want with you and why?: My twin brother, because I wouldn’t have to talk to him. Because we’re twins. Or my mom, she’d do my laundry.
What’s an interesting fact about you that most people don’t know? I’m a shitty singer, but an amazing karaoke singer.
Best part of your Suffolk experience so far: Jim Cox. Best dude out, best professor. He’s one of the good guys.
If you had to pick a theme song for your life, what would it be and why? R. Kelly – Ignition, because I’m always about to have me some fun!!!
What’s your idea of a perfect date? Staying in, ordering pizza. Drinking beers. Putting in work on dat Netflix account.
Three words to describe you: Chiller than most~