1. You don’t know how much you spent lately.. but you know it’s A LOT.
2. So, you put off checking your bank account…
3. But, when you do decide to there is roughly… $18.75 available.
4. So, you decide to live off nothing but the land, which in other words means (The Caf or Shack).
5. And continuously check on when’s the next time you’re getting a paycheck.
6. Then, you begin to panic thinking about how you’re going to pay for things when you’re a “real person”.
7. When someone suggests going to a fancy restaurant and you’re like…
8. You overreact just a tad when they say there’s going to be free samples/food.
9. When you see the most beautiful piece of clothing in the window then realize it’s over $22.75… like way, way over $22.75 and you suddenly feel like a piece of you has died.
10. When you feel like payday is basically just Christmas’ equivalent.