Dear Man Bun,
I love you. It happened so fast, I know. The first time I saw you, you were on a young Harry Styles, but I’ve fallen fast and hard for your messy yet slick style. From blondes like Leo DiCaprio to brunettes like Jared Leto, you’re hot in any color. Are you a magician? Because you even transformed Louis Stevens to the sexy Shia LaBeouf we now know and love.
You make me want to do hot yoga and eat granola in a forest. You can pull off any look: formal paired with a suit, or casual with a v-neck and jeans. I’d go as far to say you’d even look good paired with nothing at all, that’s how attractive you are! Shame on those who attempt to destroy your existence. I think I speak for womankind when I say, “Thank you for being you, beautiful little top knot.”