Your friends from home may be physically far away during the semester, but they never feel too distant as your phone constantly lights up with messages from “The Group Chat.”
1. “I’m not getting up today.”
2. “Can I wear this or do I look like Ellen Degeneres disguised as a prostitute?”
3. “Should I go to the gym?”
4. Selfie documenting your five-minute gym trip.
5. Endless “remember whens.”
6. “Just saw the love of my life.”
7. Update on how many chins you have, via selfie.
8. What you ate for lunch.
9. “Should I go out?”
10. “I’m definitely not going out.”
11. Selfie of you out.
12. Old pictures from your adventures together
13. “Haven’t showered in 48 hours.”
14. “Artsy” pictures of the sun setting over your campus.
15. Update on your academic standing.
16. “I haven’t pooped in two days, is that concerning?”
17. “Should I go to the library?”
18. “I’ve been in the library for six hours and have done nothing.”
19. “SOS.”
20. “Someone please FaceTime me.”
21. “I just miss my mom.”
22. Screenshots of all social media.
23. “I don’t have a dollar to my name.”
24. Screenshot of the shoes you are buying online.
25. The trials and tribulations of new college friends.
26. Picture of your fifth cup of coffee today.
27. Live commentating of this week’s “Bachelor” episode.
28. “Should I Instagram this?”
29. “I miss you so much I could cry.”
30. “I love you to the moon and back.”