For better or for worse, you’ve gotta admit that every once in a while Sewanee students comes up with some pretty hilarious one-liners. Check out the top 10 funniest yaks from Sewanee last week!
10. “The check engine light on my liver just came on.”
9. “I hate when the salad line is so long it blocks the dessert line.”
8. “I can always tell when my girlfriend is mad at me because she does this thing where she is always mad at me.”
7. “I was burned by a piece of pizza. Sometimes the things you love the most are what hurt you the most.”
6. “you had me at ‘hello’ and you lost me at ‘I think your friend is cute’.”
5. “If you have $100 and your girlfriend has $100, your girlfriend has $200.”
4. “loudest sound known to mankind: anything your roommate does while you’re trying to sleep.”
3. “Shout out to the girls that text first. Mom, you da real MVP”
2. “Not sure why my roommate asked for a new room…all I said was where’s our toothbrush.”