1. That moment when you remember you have three essays, a presentation, and two exams…. All due tomorrow.
Crap, crap, crap, crap!
2. When the weekend has finally arrived!
Twerk it girl, go do your thing.
3. Pouring redbull into your coffee because this is your third all nighter in a row.
Well, I’m going to die before I’m 30 but at least my GPA doesn’t suck. Right?
4. When you see someone has food that didn’t come from the cafeteria.
You know your food belongs to me now, right? Seriously. I’ll bite you.
5. Going to the gym just to avoid studying.
So what if it’s the only time I workout? Don’t judge me.
6. Trying to get your WiFi to work like:
Ugh. Are you serious Sewanee Secure?! I have a paper due in five minutes, you stupid thing!
7. Finally taking a break to eat.
I don’t even care that pizza is the only thing out. I’ll take five slices, thanks.
8. Walking back to the dorm after a party.
Where’s Bacchus when you need him?
9. Seeing the exam questions.
No. Seriously. When did we learn this?
10. Standing up after 6 hours of studying.
Just leave me on the floor to die. Kaythanksbye.
BONUS: Why do college students really look forward to going home for breaks? BECAUSE SLEEP THAT’S WHY!
Falling asleep while studying? Yeah, I’m a pro.
But I’m at home, which means what? GUILT FREE SLEEP! YAAAAAS!
Thank God for breaks.