Hometown: Novato, CA
Major: Cell and Molecular Biology
Age: 20
Sign: Pseudo-science is crap
Involvement: MAPS, Orientation Advisor
HC: How would you describe yourself using five words?
This question makes me uncomfortable.
HC: Tell me a secret.
I once coached a 3rd grade basketball team but I’ve never played basketball before. They lost every game–good kids though.
HC: If you could get rid of one state, which would it be and why?
Probably Iowa because who cares about Iowa except for the ~5 people who live there. But then add the Philippines or something because having 49 states would irk me.
HC: What is your favorite saying?
Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny because it makes me sound smarter than I actually am and it’s actually really cool :-)
HC: Finish this sentence: “I don’t trust people who…”
Use the words “slay” “aesthetic” “dank” or “meme” daily or not satirically.
HC: If you were going to write a book about your life, what would it be titled?
“How I caught every Pokémon while maintaining a 3.6 GPA at college.”