Still Cute Tho: Sam Levy

Hometown: Novato, CA

Major: Cell and Molecular Biology

Age: 20

Sign: Pseudo-science is crap

Involvement: MAPS, Orientation Advisor

HC: How would you describe yourself using five words?

This question makes me uncomfortable.

 

HC: Tell me a secret.

I once coached a 3rd grade basketball team but I've never played basketball before. They lost every game--good kids though.

 

 

HC: If you could get rid of one state, which would it be and why?

Probably Iowa because who cares about Iowa except for the ~5 people who live there.  But then add the Philippines or something because having 49 states would irk me.

 

HC:  What is your favorite saying?

Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny because it makes me sound smarter than I actually am and it's actually really cool :-)

 

HC: Finish this sentence: “I don’t trust people who…”

Use the words "slay" "aesthetic" "dank" or "meme" daily or not satirically.

 

HC: If you were going to write a book about your life, what would it be titled?

“How I caught every Pokémon while maintaining a 3.6 GPA at college.”