This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at SAU chapter.
- Aggressively phoning it in
- Vulnerability is punk
- Nothing is too much, it’s just camp
- We could be a little more snicker snack
- Our editorial team would swipe right, but not text first
- Vitamin D engage
- That shot was like a tired kangaroo, out of bounds
- I’m the kind of crazy that saves lives
- Nobody’s gonna buy your shirt if you’re not in the paper
- Can you woman my lemonade?
- She’s built like a carp
- That horse does a lot of cardio
- It tastes like the idea of a coconut
- I’m just being a dumb fork
- Just don’t pay them. That’s what I did. See you in Tijuana
- The crab show is on. I can’t be doing this. It’s a new episode and I can’t have all these distractions
- Why are you so forgiving for potatoes?
- Going to the doctor for the first time in 14 years. Never stop chasin
- When in the clutch moment, pick the disc that matches not only your shirt, but your hair. Make it all match
- Ethics is like an aneurysm… in my brain
- If I die, I will still haunt the narrative
- Should I be considered ethically problematic?
- A girl trying for a man…. Never
- You can’t say anything about them being a large mouth bass because that’s a sexy fish. I’m going to call you an alligator gar
- A few hours? You already know I’m about to bust a funky move. Broski you aren’t even prepared for my sock game tomorrow 😤
- Flex on them haters and watch us ball
- But what if it’s not a phase? Cuz hello kitty and pink is a lifestyle
- Sharks are your stingrays
- I like the seeds we’re sowing
- Please don’t let that be my stroke word
- If you don’t have questions, your memoir is gonna suck
- The language is smackin’ and we’re snicker snackin’
- Power to the poet