Ay seniors—remember this feeling from senior year of high school, something called senioritis? Well it’s back, and it’s stronger than ever. Michael Scott sums it up best:
1. Senior Sem at 8 am: “I am dead inside.”
2. When you don’t prepare well for a Senior Sem presentation because you’re not used to memorizing so much information, so then you’re forced to improvise: “The worst thing about prison…was…was the dementors.”
3. When you’re a science major and not used to writing flowery papers and then all of a sudden you have to write one for your F4 class you left until the last minute: “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.”
4. When there are no spots in the frat lot and you just can’t take it anymore: “Occasionally, I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.”
5. When you really want to go to Bucket Night but you can’t convince your BFF to come: “And you know what’s going to be on your tombstone? ‘Loser.’”
6. When you have a ton due the next day but leave PBJ at 8:00 pm when you really should stay until midnight: “I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.”
7. When you pull your first all-nighter since freshman year and hit that moment right before you crash: “I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl. So I’m wise and I have worms.”
8. When there’s an optional lecture for one of your classes: “I would not miss it for the world. But if something else came up I would definitely not go.”
9. When you’re majorly stressing out about grad school applications: “I did not go to business school. You know who else didnt go to business school? LeBron James, Tracy McGrady, Kobe Bryant. They went right from high school to the NBA”
10. When someone mentions graduation: “I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all, and it’s terrible.”
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