It is finals week and the chances of you passing this class are slim. What’s the solution? Time to woo your professor with witty and charming pick-up lines.
Looks like you dropped something, my jaw! (and my GPA if I don’t pass your class)
I can live up to all of your Great Expectations (except passing your class – please help me)
Are you my homework? Because Id love to do you on this desk (also I didn’t do the homework)
Are you a mitochondria? Because my power house is producing a lot of energy (also this is the only fact I remember from your class)
Are you an accountant? Because you just accrued my love (and I’d love to accrue a higher grade)
Do you teach Physics 212? No? Well you’re something I just couldn’t pass! (just like this class)
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put “U” and “I” together (and change my grade from an F to an A)