If you know me, you know these two things about me: I am insanely independent, and I have a love for food so deep that Shakespeare could’ve devoted a whole play to it. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate the male species and despise the thought of a relationship, I just haven’t met someone at this point in my life that I can see being in a relationship with. And besides, boys come and go, but food is always there for you, 24/7, 365 days a year. If you feel the same way I do, here’s a list of foods I would much rather hold hands with at any hour of the day.
1. Pizza
Pizza in the shape of a heart; what more could you want?
2. Bagels
The cheesier, the better.
3. Wine
Though not necessarily a food, I still consider wine a food group…
4. Margaritas
…same with margaritas.
5. French Fries
The saying “fries before guys” exists for a reason.
6. Pasta
The mountain of cheese really speaks to my soul.
7. Chocolate
When chocolate covered waffles exist, who needs a boyfriend?
8. Tacos
Nothing turns me on quite like tacos do.
9. Donuts
*insert heart-eye emoji*
10. Chicken Tenders
A girl’s best friend.
11. Mac and Cheese
Cheesy in all the right ways.
12. Milkshakes
I couldn’t care less if this brings all the boys to the yard.
13. Grilled Cheese
Easy, cheesy, beautiful.
14. Ice cream
All I need in this life of sin.
15. Cheeseburgers
My favorite type of buns to (consensually) squeeze.
16. Anything covered in Nutella
The possibilities are endless.
Photo Credits: 1, All other photos belong to the author’s Instagram page, @hungrygrl_bigcity