This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Oswego chapter.
1. I wanna bring him home…but my roommate is asleep.
At times like these, I wished I paid more for the single.
2. Screw it, I’m doing it. She owes me anyways.
Looking at the hottie next to me like:
3. This is great, this is going awesome, this is…wait. Why do I feel like someone’s staring at me?
When you’re mid-makeout, clothes are half off, and suddenly, your roommate makes eye contact with you:
4. Roomie, meet…sorry, what was your name again?
Awkward.
5. Oh god…did I really say that? Mid-hookup?
Why did I choose now to tell him that my friends liked to choke me for fun?
6. *while he’s kissing my neck* I think I forgot to put deodorant on today.
I’m just not going to lift my arms too much.
7. Finally. It’s over.
But he’s still standing in my room naked looking at me like:
8. Sure you can…sleep in my bed.
My mind in reality:
9. At 4 am: I regret this entire thing.
Am I sleeping next to a chainsaw or ???
10. It’s the morning after…you can go now.
No really. It’s okay…
11. Thank god THAT’S over.
Me when I remember I’ll see him tomorrow in class.