1. My relatives better not ask me if I have a boyfriend.
2. All of these dentist/doctor appointments cannot be necessary.
3. I love my bed.
4. I hope my parents forget to ask me what my GPA is.
5. I need to find a way to sneak my dog/cat back to college with me.
6. How many “I miss you” texts to my roommate is too many?
7. I hope no one bought me a Christmas present, because I didn’t buy them one.
8. I definitely gain more weight at home than at school. #CantStopWontStop
9. I’ve lost track of how many days I’ve been wearing these sweatpants.
10. I should post something on Instagram so people don’t think I’m as bored/lonely as I am.
11. Is there anywhere I can go out to eat without running into people from my high school?
12. I need to find a summer job ASAP.
13. Why is this break SO long?
14. Is it rude to text people to play me back on trivia crack?
15. I hate when Netflix asks me if “I’m still watching *insert show that you have been watching for 4+ hours here*.” The answer is always yes and I don’t appreciate the judgment.
16. New Years Eve is supposed to be fun, right?
17. I wish I was watching our bowl game on campus.
18. If my mom and best friend just came to college with me, I’d never have to come home.
19. I forgot how to drive.
20. Next year I’m going back to school early.
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