This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Northwestern chapter.
Ladies,
It is my hope that this article will be meaningless to you since you take Halloween seriously enough that you already have put together the perfect costume. However, if you haven’t the Bro Blog is here to help you hit it big with the guys! In addition, I told some of friends of mine I was writing this article and asked for their opinions on what gals should do for Halloween and I received the following feedback.
- “Call them bitches out for being unoriginal sluts. If you gonna be a slut, at least be original about it.”
- “Stop ruining my childhood by dressing as sexy Elmo.”
- “Title your article: I Won’t Bang You if You Wear This.”
Here’s the best part though, the above quotes were all provided by girls. Ladies, we get accused of being the bad ones here but look at what your fellow gals are saying. With this in mind, the Bro Blog gives you 5 ideas that are sure to score.
- Dress as a celebrity that guys are constantly saying they want to bang. This means leave the Ke$ha costume at home and go for something a little more Lara Croft: Tombraider or Hallie Berry as Catwoman.
- Get your girlfriends involved. Going as three Charlie’s Angels is sure to attract a lot of male attention and since everyone has a different favorite, all three of you will see some eyes made in your direction. (Bonus if you have a male black friend for Bernie Mac)
- If slutty is not your thing, go for something outlandishly creative. Wrap yourself in a large box that says, “To men, from God.” Your creativity will help you stand out.
- Play the part of your costume. If you’re dressed as a sexy devil, act like it. If you’re a hot cop, tell some guys that they have been bad boys. If you are portraying a famous person, try to act in character
- Bring a male friend that is wearing a banana costume and use him as your wingman. Everyone loves the guy in the banana suit.
Love always,
Mike