1. You have Bob Houlihan’s phone number – on speed dial.
What other college has that kind of support?
2. Your inbox is full of irrelevant e-mails.
I know my homework is here somewhere!
3. You hold the door open for everyone you see.
We’re so polite and we don’t even know why.
4. People always ask, “Are you a Nursing major?”
No, I can’t answer your questions about your grandma’s hip medication.
5. You run to every class even though every building is within a quarter mile of each other.
How are you always late?
6. Your main form of exercise is taking the stairs.
All the way to the third floor and back!
7. You love getting emails about free giveaways from Student Affairs.
The best way to perk up your day!
8. You want to figure out the mystery of how the “Music Therapy couches” came to be.
Seriously, how did that happen?
9. Your favorite snack is a cookie from Subway and milk from Starbucks.
Who could resist?
10. Everyone at Molloy feels like family to you.
Aw, get in here, Lions. We love you!