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Kanye for President 2020

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Molloy chapter.

At the 2015 VMA’s, Kanye West announced his plans to run for president in the 2020 elections.  Here are a few ways America would change if Mr. Yeezy was voted into office. Welcome to the future, America.

Kim Kardashian would become our first lady.

This pop culture goddess will be the face of American housewives everywhere.

Jay-Z would automatically be our VP.

That’s just too much swag for one country to handle.

Fashion laws would be put into place immediately.

President Kanye would never allow his country to be put on the “Worst Dressed List.”

Political debates wouldn’t last very long.

Debates would probably last less time than Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech in 2009.

North West’s birthday would become a national holiday.

We would expect nothing less from the White House Father of the Year.

There would also be a National Kanye Day.

Festivities would include dancing . . . and praising Kanye.

Keeping Up With the Kardashians would have a new setting.

Washington D.C. will never be the same.

National school curriculum would include lessons on rocking the constant “straight face.”

Are you happy? Sad? Excited? Depressed? Angry? The world may never know.

Congress wouldn’t have any veto power.

You just can’t win against that type of argument.

America as we know it would get “Kanyed”.

It would be out with the old, and in with the Kanye.

2020 HERE WE COME!

Hi! I'm Michelle. I'm currently a junior at Molloy College in the Adolescent English Education Program. I'm involved in DYA, Molloy Life Media, Relay for Life, and (of course) Her Campus.