I’ve been called a grandma by my friends and family more times than I care to admit. And recently, I’ve read a lot of articles about girls feeling like they’re the “mom” of their friend group, always taking care of them when they drink a little too much, or need a ride somewhere. But what if you can’t relate — because you just feel older?? Here are some signs that you’re really the wise, old-spirited friend in your group.
1. Crawling into bed before 10 P.M. on any day of the week is an incomparable feeling.
Bonus points for freshly washed sheets!!
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2. Your closet includes more sweaters and cardigans than you can count.
They make leaving the warmth of your bed just a little bit easier.
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3. You watch a lot of cooking or house-flipping TV shows.
They’re just so comforting.
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4. People who don’t dress appropriately for the weather distress you.
DIDN’T YOUR MOTHER EVER YELL AT YOU TO PUT A COAT ON???
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5. You never quite understand current slang.
What are the kids saying these days? Something about being lit?
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6. Hearing people make plans for something that starts later than 8 P.M. is a great joke.
“Yeah sorry won’t be able to make it! Super busy night ahead of me…aha.”
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7. In fact, going out at night at all is a chore.
Sure, you might have a good time, but you’ll ~always~ have a good time at home.
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HCXO,
Lisa
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