Come on, we’ve all said it…
- “I think it’s a cereal night, don’t you?”
Sometimes the dining hall food just can’t compete with that inviting and familiar bowl of Lucky Charms.
- “2 in the morning, REALLY?!”
This goes out to all the residents who have been jolted awake by a fire alarm, usually because of burning popcorn.
- “Why are at least half of the doors on campus alarmed?”
We all would like to know.
- “Let’s go to Ballston/D.C. for dinner.”
One of the advantages of going to a city college-awesome food options that cause us to spend even more money we don’t have!
- “The Wi-Fi is killing me right now.”
Perfect Wi-Fi at MU just may not exist.
- “I could really go for Lola’s right now.”
Why is it closed on weekends, again?
- “I’m just going to lay in bed and watch Netflix all day”
Actually, this is probably a statement students across the country have said many, many times.
- “The shuttle is never going to get here, is it?”
There are many ways to state this same problem: the shuttles are usually never on time.
- “I wonder if I’ll find a parking spot today.”
Only one thing can compare to Marymount parking in the mornings- the demolition derby.
- “Oh look, Blackboard is down…again.”
What you say when you get one of THOSE emails
- “I guess I’ll just do laundry when I go home over break…”
This is the result of a limited amount of washers plus 2803846137 students trying to wash their clothes all at the same time. Oh, and pure laziness.
- “I love my school.”