1. Who the hell designed this building and why am I incapable of finding a staircase that goes to my floor?
2. “Wow I’m so close to the library and I’m gonna get so much work done this year!” The library may be close but the cafeteria is even closer…
3. …better yet, there’s my bed . I’m due for a nap, right?
4. Praise Jesus hallelujah our laundry is still inside the building.
5. Yes, I’m going to the caf in my pajamas and slippers. Yes, I see your stares. Haters gonna hate.
6. The C room. ‘Nuff said.
7. Does anyone even use the lounges?
8. WHY did I choose to live somewhere that requires me to swipe in? (On the weekends too? REALLY?)
9. What is the point to the first floor entrance? I mean really it’s just…
10. Let me just park my car on the other side of campus even though there’s a parking lot right next to the building. It’s okay, I wasn’t planning on using my car anyway… “I would love to drive you to Target but my car is parked in a land far far away and therefore you are SOL. So sorry”
11. Home is where the construction is <3
12. Walk outside for a fire drill and start looking around like who are you people and where did you come from?
13. Are we seriously out of toilet paper again?
14. Never knew who half the athletes were until now. Oh look, another football player.
15. *Barges into wrong room* *Blames it on the confusing staircase situation* *Awkwardly retreats in silence*
16. One ginormous elevator? One ginormous awkward and uncomfortable elevator ride coming right up.
17. When Sodexo starts getting old and you start questioning your life choices. (Why did I choose to live kitchen-less for another year?)
19. Friends in Gartland, I love you dearly but my visits will be few and far between.
20. Who even lives next to me? I think I saw one of them once, maybe?
21. There are too many freshmen in this cafeteria right now. Where are my people? Where are you upperclassmen? DON’T LEAVE ME.
22. But hey, I don’t have to spend all my money on groceries.