13 Movie/TV Quotes to Use in Everyday Life

I admit that most of my witty, endearing comebacks that people give me credit for, I actually steal from my favorite movies. Let's be honest, I learned most of my sarcasm from Gilmore Girls and my sass from Stephanie Tanner. Here's some of my favorite movie and TV quotes that I love to pass off as my own. 

1. "How rude!" -Stephanie Tanner, Full House 

2. "Inconceivable!" -Vizzini, The Princess Bride 

3. "You're killing me, Smalls." -Ham, The Sandlot 

4. "Tie your tubes, idiot." -Paris Gellar, Gilmore Girls 

5. *Symbol for the middle finger* -Ross, Friends

6. "Crushed it." -Fat Amy, Pitch Perfect 

7. "How about I just beat the ever-loving-shit out of you?" -Vinny, My Cousin Vinny 

8. "You're life's going down the toilet!" -Rose, Moonstruck 

9. "Put some windex on it!" -Gus, My Big Fat Greek Wedding 

10. "Components. American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!" -Lev, Armageddon

  11. "Pin a rose on your nose." -Stephanie Tanner, Full House 

12. "Maximum Effort." -Deadpool, Deadpool 

13. "This negativity is eating you alive!" -Tego Leo, Fast Five