1. “Are you talking to anyone?”
I “talk” to a lot of people actually; it’s just not always a good talk.
2. “Your sister has a handsome, smart boyfriend. When are you going to bring someone home for the holidays?”
Maybe she’ll let me borrow him next Thanksgiving.
3. “The right person will come along when you’re not looking.”
Okay, so I guess I’ll just close my eyes…?
4. “You’re lucky you don’t have to deal with boyfriend drama, it sucks.”
I wouldn’t exactly call that “lucky.” At least you have someone who loves you.
5. “Are you seeing anyone yet?”
I should just walk around with “I’m Single” written on my forehead.
6. “I wish I was single.”
Look girlfriend, it’s not as wonderful as you might think. WHERE ARE ALL THE CUTE GUYS?!
Love ya Bey, but I need a man!
Then please tell me why I’m still single…
9. “How’s your love life?”
This will sum it up.
10. “He’s sooo cute, go talk to him!”
I’ll choose the next hook-up, not you. My love life is not a reality show.
11. “Wanna come back to my place?”
12. “College is where you’ll meet your future husband.”