Next to Kim’s crying face being the funniest thing in all the world, there’s another fact we’re sure of: Khloe Kardashian is the best “Dash” sister. In all of her hilariously crude glory, she is certainly spirit-animal worthy.
Lets begin.
1. She can be cuddly and adorable…
2. …But a fierce lioness.
3. She doesn’t let gossip get to her
4. After all, rumors aren’t her thing.
5. She can laugh at herself
6. And she strides through life with grounded humor and grace.
7. She doesn’t have to pretend…
8. Naturally, she sticks with people who share that mutual truth.
9. She is always up for mischief and pranks with her sisters…
10. But she is a seriously strong woman with a strong hold on body image.
11. Her independence is admirable in a Kardashian world
12. Although wonderfully charismatic in a female crowd, she can also hang with the boys
13. She sometimes has astute advice to share…
14. …but confident in sharing her less thought-out wisdom.
15. She knows how you feel when you’re getting ready to go out
16. Her mantra encapsulates your entire second semester.
17. She is loyal to the ones she loves…
18. And she’s always supportive.
19. Her priorities are relatable and set straight
20. Smile or duckface she seems to always outshine Kourtney and Kim
After all, she is the best Kardashian. Bible.