This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at LUC chapter.
How many of us dread the 14th of February?! Believe me, you’re not alone.
I take it back. You are alone. That’s why you’re sitting at home reading this article instead of going out on a steamy Valentine’s date.
Please let this article lift your spirits. Our Her Campus family compiled the WORST pick-up lines and Tinder DMs to put a smile on your face and help you forget just how lonely you are!
I don’t care if you’re joking or not, people ACTUALLY say these!
“Are you a 90 degree angle? ‘Cause you look sooooo right!” – Jacky James
“If you had a suitcase and inside the suitcase was the amount of money that was in your phone number, how much money would you have?” — Shelby Kluver
“Did you just fart? ‘Cause baby you blow me away.” – Jacky James
“Are you a French tower? Because Eiffel in love with you.” – Hannah Foster
It doesn’t stop at pick-up lines. They slid right in our DMs. Here are the best we’ve gotten: