It's That Time of Year Again! Here's Your Raunchy V-Day Article to Survive This Day!

How many of us dread the 14th of February?! Believe me, you’re not alone.

I take it back. You are alone. That’s why you’re sitting at home reading this article instead of going out on a steamy Valentine’s date.

Please let this article lift your spirits. Our Her Campus family compiled the WORST pick-up lines and Tinder DMs to put a smile on your face and help you forget just how lonely you are!

 

 

I don’t care if you’re joking or not, people ACTUALLY say these!

“Are you a 90 degree angle? ‘Cause you look sooooo right!” – Jacky James

“If you had a suitcase and inside the suitcase was the amount of money that was in your phone number, how much money would you have?” — Shelby Kluver

“Did you just fart? ‘Cause baby you blow me away.” – Jacky James

“Are you a French tower? Because Eiffel in love with you.” – Hannah Foster

It doesn’t stop at pick-up lines. They slid right in our DMs. Here are the best we’ve gotten:

 

I hope this made your night just a little bit easier. Goodnight!