“I’m sexy, I’m cute, I’m popular to boot. I’m b*tchin’, great hair […]” I think you all get the point of Steven Sessions, an LMU sophomore who is an accounting major. He describes himself as loud, has a heighten sense of intelligence, and, an inflated ego, coupled with self-deprecating humor many wonder why Steven Sessions is still single . During his time at LMU he has not immersed himself in any on-campus activities, but is a big proponent advocator for the party scene both within the LMU community and nearby universities. His music taste range from Toby Keith to Panda by Desiigner.
If he interested in you, he uses pick-up lines like, “if you’re a Comm. Sci. major, you should give me the code to unlock that a**” – great pick-up line Steven! No wonder why the person you used on did not respond… *sips tea* He prefers tank tops over a regular t-shirt and would love to travel to places in Italy. But, in all, Steven longs for three children, a nice home, and a pick-up truck to call his own. He is a great sport, and is well-connected on the LMU campus. Here’s to you Steven Sessions.