Meeting random people at parties, I’m like
But then the next day
Saturday mornings when parents on tours see me walking to MoCos, they’re like
Girls getting into frat parties
Vs.
Boys getting into frat parties
When my friend gets on TRACS and leaves me behind
What I say before I end up in the brown and white
But once I get cited
When my friend asks me if I’m really getting thirds at chicken finger Friday
When I see freshman making out at a party, I’m like
When I’m hung-over (or still drunk) in my 7:55 class
When a freshman tries to take the last cup of grain at a frat party
When my friends from home think I’m an alcoholic for going out 5 nights a week, every week
When my friend posts pics of me on Facebook from the night before, I’m like
Every time I get a 4 o‘clock back, I’m like
After I walk from Campus Square to my room, I’m like
When I get an email my 8:10 was cancelled, I’m like
Then, I’m like
When drunk frat boys are getting a little too touchy, I’m like