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Thoughts When Sober At A Party: As Told By Broad City

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Lehigh chapter.

Is it always this hot?

Don’t touch me!

Is that what I look like?

Well at least I’m out

 

Seeing people hooking up

Watching people drunk eat

Having to take care of the drunk people

 

Judging everyone from afar

They are definitely going to hook up

I don’t know how to dance

Why am I standing here?

Why am I here?

Oh no! She is crying!

Do I really use these bathrooms?!?