Thoughts When Sober At A Party: As Told By Broad City

Is it always this hot?

Don’t touch me!

Is that what I look like?

Well at least I’m out


Seeing people hooking up

Watching people drunk eat

Having to take care of the drunk people


Judging everyone from afar

They are definitely going to hook up

I don’t know how to dance

Why am I standing here?

Why am I here?

Oh no! She is crying!

Do I really use these bathrooms?!?