Valentine’s Day is fast approaching
And you’re single
You’ve resigned yourself to a night of ice-cream and Bridget Jones
When the incredible happens, you get asked on a Valentine’s First Date
At first you feel surprise
Then nervous
Then eventually excited
When the day comes, you spend the morning pampering yourself
Then the afternoon applying, then after a nerve-induced disastrous first attempt, re-applying your makeup
When you meet your date at the restaurant, you try your best to look sexy but nonchalant
You make a tough decision of whether to order the salad or the burger, and of course you pick the burger
And try to spend the rest of the date looking cute
Intelligent
And funny
But to do all this, you’ve consumed more than your average intake of wine, and while the nerves are settled, you’re realising that your sense of balance is way off.
So while ordering a taxi and slurring ‘I’ll call you’ isn’t the way you expected to end the evening
It’s still a much better alternative to being overly influenced by Valentine’s Day and breaking your 3 date rule!
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