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The Valentine’s First Date: As Told By The Animal Kingdom

Valentine’s Day is fast approaching


And you’re single


You’ve resigned yourself to a night of ice-cream and Bridget Jones


When the incredible happens, you get asked on a Valentine’s First Date


At first you feel surprise


Then nervous


Then eventually excited


When the day comes, you spend the morning pampering yourself


Then the afternoon applying, then after a nerve-induced disastrous first attempt, re-applying your makeup


When you meet your date at the restaurant, you try your best to look sexy but nonchalant


You make a tough decision of whether to order the salad or the burger, and of course you pick the burger


And try to spend the rest of the date looking cute


Intelligent


And funny


But to do all this, you’ve consumed more than your average intake of wine, and while the nerves are settled, you’re realising that your sense of balance is way off.


So while ordering a taxi and slurring ‘I’ll call you’ isn’t the way you expected to end the evening


It’s still a much better alternative to being overly influenced by Valentine’s Day and breaking your 3 date rule!


 

 

 

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